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this is just to say

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 18:38:42 GMT

the beer you had saved.
now sloshes in my belly.
forgive me. i tried.

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suppa time

Judsong — Fri, 03 Sep 2004 06:02:25 GMT

near or far
golden ocean froth
shore am drunk

divine stars
loop holy framed light
blackend cup

i will drink
a toast for all things
uncorked earth

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a haiku 4 beer

rosesarrfree — Wed, 05 May 2004 23:52:06 GMT

luschious guinness pint,
how i love thy frosty head?
lovingly, i sip

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a haiko for queer canines.....

Brennesiology — Sun, 11 Jan 2004 07:31:21 GMT

Proud of His Gay Dog
Manny Loves His Chomper Dog
Chompers Likes Bitches

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MICKEYs

depletedaquarium — Thu, 20 Nov 2003 09:03:17 GMT

condensation sack
six grenades break on pavement
fire in the hole

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Guinness

depletedaquarium — Mon, 03 Nov 2003 02:00:04 GMT

six bottled peat bogs
mud from the shores of Heaven
the glass is smiling

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Natty Boh

depletedaquarium — Thu, 16 Oct 2003 16:07:22 GMT

drinking Maryland
liquid tour of Baltimore
one can at a time

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bud light

depletedaquarium — Mon, 13 Oct 2003 05:40:09 GMT

the cheetos of beer
gods drink scotch and piss bud light
better than nothing?

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huge boilermaker

joohn — Tue, 07 Oct 2003 08:50:41 GMT

looks poisonous and opaque
here take my car keys

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Haikus for Sushi

annie — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 22:20:18 GMT

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages.

Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.

>The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

>Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

>Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

>Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

>Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

>Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

>Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

>A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.

>Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

>You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.

>Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

>Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped.

>Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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what happened to...

auntesther — Tue, 23 Sep 2003 00:31:27 GMT

the beer goggles haikus?

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Beyond beer

otterpop — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 18:19:25 GMT

Be not limited
Beery haiku are one way
Not the only way

On a playa parched
Lo, see Sarah and Shabir
Give beer 4 haiku

Haiku about dust
Stalactites in my nostrils...
Hey, gimme a beer!

Five seven and five
On my shattered love muscle?
Yo, thanks for the brew!

Would you drown the muse
In barley, hops, and water?
Imagination!

Rotund rendezvous
Voluptuous, succulent
Not taken lightly

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wonderful

Seth — Tue, 16 Sep 2003 04:36:14 GMT

it's so wonderful
a sip of hops, grains, barley
too bad it's bud light

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Glistening Amber

Fri, 29 Aug 2003 22:20:15 GMT

Glistening Amber
As I walk through the dance floor
Please don't spill my beer

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Missing Burning Man

0tterp0p — Thu, 28 Aug 2003 00:21:47 GMT

In Black Rock City
Lo, the drums of many tribes
Online, silence reigns

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